Club Erotique

Club Erotique

Scene starts with a man getting dressed for a night out, putting on shirt (white or pink), trousers, and other smart articles, and greasing his hair back. This is all done to the music “night fever”. He then leaves the house, and starts to swagger down the street in a confident manner (it is night-time). All this time “night fever” plays in the background. Eventually, “night fever” begins to fade, and when it reaches silent, the man reaches his three friends waiting outside a pub.

1st man: Allright guys, whats up? Ready for a night on the town?

2nd man: Sure are

3rd man: Yep, i'm all ready

4th man: We’ll start here and have a few drinks, and then we’ll move on to club Erotique

All: ALRIGHT!!!!!

They all go into the pub. Inside the pub, they sit down at the bar, and the barkeeper walks over.

Barkeep: What’ll it be sirs?

1st man: I’m buying lads

2nd, 3rd, 4th man: Good on ya, thanks, etc

2nd man: Ill have a pint

3rd man: Me too

4th man: Ill have a pint…. of red wine

The others all turn to look at him with puzzled expressions

4th man: What? I thought id be different tonight

They all turn back to the barkeeper

1st man: I spose ill have a pint as well….

1st man shoots glance at 4th man

1st man: Of beer

Barman: Certainly sirs

The barman pulls all 4 drinks from under the counter immediately

All: Thanks, etc….

Scene shifts to an hour later. All the men are clearly slightly drunk, and are singing, “row row row your boat”, with all the stools in a line, as if they are in a canoe, they all swing forward and backward in rhythm, as if all rowing. When they finish the song, they all start laughing hysterically.

1st man: Hey, hadn’t we better be going to club er…erot…eriqu…. that club now

All: Yeah, lets go

All the men get up, pay the barkeeper, and walk out, staggering slightly. They all walk through the streets, until they come to a club, guarded by several large bouncers in shirts, ties and shades. They try to get in, but are pushed back by the bouncers.

Bouncer 1: No entry without a ticket

They all stand back, and the 4th man reaches into his pocket and takes out 4 tickets, he gives them to the 1st bouncer, who checks them, tears them, and hands them back. They try to get in again, when the 2nd bouncer, they all look at him with glares

Bouncer 2: Are you all over 18, this club does feature shows that are illicit in nature

All: Of course

Bouncer 2 eyes them up suspiciously, but motions that they can enter. They try to get in, but are repelled by bouncer 1 again

Bouncer 1: Are you wearing socks, only no one gets in here without wearing socks.

They all look at each other

All: Of course we are

Bouncer 1: Prove it

They all look at each other again, before they all bend down simultaneously and roll up their trouser legs, revealing they are all wearing socks. They are all wearing normal socks, except for the 4th m, who is wearing a pair of striped leggings, they all stare across at his legs, then him, he just looks back, and they all look down again, before coming up, and dropping their trouser legs down again.

Bouncer 1: Ok, you can all enter

They again try to enter, but are forced back by the 2nd bouncer, they all look fed up

Bouncer 2: Ok, we’ve just decided we can’t let anyone enter, unless they are accompanied by a cardboard cutout of Britney Spears
All the men look at each other again, before they all force their way past the bouncers and enter. Inside the club, they walk through a corridor, into a disco area, with a catwalk at the centre. They sit down on the front row, surrounded by other men, and wait for the show to begin.

1st man: Ahhhh, I haven’t been here in months, I was starting to get tense

2nd man: I come here every week. Its good for what ails ya

3rd man: I bet it is

4th man: I come here quite often, I find that my wife always finds me more pleasurable once I’ve been here.

3rd man: I bet she does. I just come here for the women

4th man: Yeah, I think that part is kinda self-explanatory

2nd man: I can’t wait for the show to begin, I just wanna see some girls

1st man: I think we all do, we all just need to let the masculine stress go whilst we watch some girls do their thing

The lights start to dim, and music starts up, and three women wearing skirts and tops walk onto the catwalk to be greeted by wolf whistles and whoops from the all male crowd the first woman is thrown a pair of trousers from offstage, and to this the audience whoop and cheer. She sensually and teasingly puts the trousers on. The second and third women do the same in turn. The first woman is then thrown a t-shirt, and again, teasingly puts it on, followed in turn by the other women. More and more articles of clothing are thrown to them, and each item is sensually put on, until many layers are being worn. The male crowd cheers ever loudly and wildly during this scene, and phrases such as “get it on” and “show me some layers” can be heard from random points in the crowd. After a while, the women are wearing many layers of clothing, and are stood looking provocative, and make sexual gestures towards selected males in the audience. After a while, they are each thrown a very large overcoat, which is met by a huge roar from the crowd, and all the men sit forward on their seats to watch the scene. Slowly, the women put on these over coats, all the while the men are shouting.

All: ON! ON! ON! ON! ON! ON! ON!

The women then finish putting the overcoats on, and this is met by huge roars, whoops, and sexual jibes from the audience. The women then walk off, having a lot of difficulty with so many layers on, and the audience cheer and roar and applaud them. The last woman to walk off looks teasingly at the audience, and winks before following her friends. The three men look at each other with satisfied faces.

All: Wow, that was worth it

The End